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Well I haven’t posted in a while! (been busy). So I’m just going to leave you with some unique questions!

1. Who invented accents?- When America was discovered, who decided… “We’ll talk like this here!” ??????
2. Why does a Crunchie have that hard bit? -If we wanted hard honeycomb, we’d buy a Violet Crumble wouldn’t we? What is it for??????
3. What’s the deal with Lolly-Pop Ladies? (crossing guards)- Who pays them?? Who hires them?? Do they have to do a course first in crossing the road or stopping traffic? Are they trained in holding stop signs????
4. Is Jack ALWAYS Hungry???- “Hungry Jack’s” the fast food chain. Is Jack ALWAYS hungry? I mean, you can’t be hungry all the time can you? There must be a point where you just couldn’t eat another Whopper, isn’t there???
5. Who named everything?- Who decided this would be a computer as opposed to a chair? Who named trees ‘trees’… Rocks ‘rocks’…. Animals ‘animals’???????
6. Why do guys wear underpants?- It’s not as if their dress/skirt is going to fly up and expose them
7. Whats with baby shampoo?-Baby’s don’t have much hair so why spend a fortune buying them their own ’special’ shampoo???
8. What colour would a new colour be?- If a new colour was discovered on a different planet that was totally different to anything we have seen before, what would it look like?
9. Why do they play ‘Take Me Out to the BallGame’ when your already there?
10. Why do you drive on a Parkway and park on a driveway?
11. Why didn’t people just get rid of all other utensils (except the knife) when they invented the ’spork’? Then after that, why didn’t anyone come up with a half spoon, half knife??
12. If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?
13. If superglue is so good, why doesn’t it stick to the inside of the tube?
14. If you travel at the speed of light and somebody put on the lights, what the hell will happen?
15. How can you tell when your out of invisible ink?
16. Where does the white go when the snow melts?
17. Without Speech (or sign language that functions as speech), would human beings have a soul?
18. If nothing sticks to TEFLON pans, how does the Teflon stick to the pan??
19. If 7-11 is open everyday and open 24 hours a day, then why do they have locks on the doors?
20. In the movies “Gremlins” when they say not to feed them after midnight,they never said when you could feed them again. Do you wait until the sunrise or do you have to wait until noon? Because if you literally never fed them after midnight, you wouldn’t feed them at all.. would you?
21. Why don’t guys wear skirts?
22. If a cow laughs would milk come out her nose?
23. If a turtle lost his shell would he be homeless or naked?
24. If a man speaks and their is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
25. What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
26. why do they sell cigarettes at a gas station if you can’t smoke there?
27. why do you need your drivers license to buy liquor if you can’t drink and drive?
28. How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you’re never in darkness?
29. Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?
30. If humans are naturally carnivores, what possessed our ancestors to start eating plants instead?
31. Why do they have braille on Drive Throught Teller machines?- I didn’t know the blind could drive????
32. We all know what a pair is right? well why the heck do we say a pair of underwear?
33. Why are there life jackets under seats in planes and not parachutes?
34. Why is that when the bad guy shoots at Superman he sticks out his chest and lets the bullets bounce off his chest, but when the bad guy throws the gun; Superman ducks?
35. If a mime swears does his mommy make him wash his hands?

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